perksofahunter:

meowrailegeance:

dreammaker-heartbreaker:

gothams-consulting-timelord:

You’re Sad and I want to Lighten the Mood But I Don’t Want to Accidentally Disrespect Your Feelings a novel 

You’re Sad but I’m a Lousy Friend and I Never Know What To Say To Cheer You Up At Times Like This I Am So Sorry the sequel

You’re Happy Now but I Still Feel Bad for Not Helping You Through Bad Spots the trilogy

Plot twist: These are all songs from Fall Out Boy’s next Album. 

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notdavestrider:

davies-rules-moffat-drools:

my-placenta-is-on-fire:

scarecrowartist:

bekkaa:

sweeter-than-tea:

Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”. 

My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it

can we  say socks instead of yolo?

yes.

Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS

#españyolo

im laughing histerically right now

(Source: dashofserendipity)

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carrymeheronblue:

firstgoal:

seacables:

fakesmiles-scars:

disconte-nt:

releasings:

This picture is in time with the average heart rate. What you’re hearing is the sound of your blood pumping, which you aren’t normally aware of. This picture tricks your mind into making yourself aware of your heart rate, so you hear it.

i will never stop being freaked out by this

holy shit tits

WHat tH E FUCk

TOTAL FAIL! The Funniest People at Walmart http://butasme.com/total-fail-the-funniest-people-at-walmart

That’s dangerous playing with electrical wires like that, are they insane? Jesus…

carrymeheronblue:

firstgoal:

seacables:

fakesmiles-scars:

disconte-nt:

releasings:

This picture is in time with the average heart rate. What you’re hearing is the sound of your blood pumping, which you aren’t normally aware of. This picture tricks your mind into making yourself aware of your heart rate, so you hear it.

i will never stop being freaked out by this

holy shit tits

WHat tH E FUCk

TOTAL FAIL! The Funniest People at Walmart http://butasme.com/total-fail-the-funniest-people-at-walmart

That’s dangerous playing with electrical wires like that, are they insane? Jesus…

(Source: ruoloc)

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covered-corners:

fatboy-rizzoli-torres:

increditasticular:

okay so i’m not a fan of miley but this is 110% true

It kills me how sad she looks in the second gif. =\

Accurately describes society’s views on women.

(Source: shescyrus)

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batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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The floor is lava!
Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)

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  • Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
  • Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
  • Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
  • Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."

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kingcheddarxvii:

moves so fresh you revive the dead comics

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